Hey! I'm nineteen months old today!

This here's my boy.

Today marks the 602nd day my son has been in existence on this plane.

Our attempts to keep him from life threatening situations-such as shark attacks, power-line electrocutions, and avalanches have been moderately,

no- 

I'll say relatively successful...

...Nah, I'm selling my wife and I short.

Whatever about 35% more than "relatively" equates to is pretty much how safe the boy is at this given time.

I'm proud to have a son who amazes me daily, I'm proud to have a son who's intelligence is beyond the norm, (according to the reactions of our pediatrician during progress analyses)

and I am proud to have a son who's interior beauty matches his exterior beauty.

Hm.

I now see EXACTLY how my father felt and surely continues to feel.

Heh.

Happy 602nd day son.

 

First Lady I Presume?

10:48 p.m. 

Michelle Obama's got me all hyped up!!!

Working on a few more bugs...

Hey y'all! 

Have you forgotten about me yet?

Hope not.

I apologize for going into "Shadow Mode", and disappearing into the void. 

I tend to do that sometimes.

I was blessed/cursed with the ability to just blend into the shadows and observe quietly-taking it all in, and learning from all that I observe.

That's the blessing.

The curse is that that ability (behavior) tends to alienate and piss off the people I care about.

They apparently feel as if I don't REALLY give a shit about them and their feelings.

Couldn't be further from the case.

I just need breaks sometimes-

Long 

long 

breaks.

So, I will take this time to apologize again to the extensive list of the folks I do it to.

There IS a cat who understands why I do it, and I really appreciate his understanding.

I guess that's why we've been friends for over a decade. Thanks for your understanding Dunbar, and even though you are o.k. with it I wish to apologize to you too friend.

Anyway, I digress.

I've been getting complaints that you can't post responses to all the crap I write. and I've been monkeying around with the settings, and now those problems have hopefully come to an end.

So feel free to respond to whatever I say-bearing in mind that I can melt into and from the shadows, so you never know where I may be.

Therefore, I would suggest keeping your criticisms to a minimum.